| 1049 |
I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms... |
Sam the Sham, |
How Do You Catch A Girl |
| 1050 |
If you want to pet that old hound dog, make sure he ain't rolled in shit. |
Neil Young, |
Don't Spook The Horse |
| 1051 |
If your dog or cat ever dies, I'll by you a ewe. |
Phish, |
My Sweet One |
| 1052 |
I'll rape your dog with a plow. |
Gwar, |
Americanized |
| 1053 |
I'm a feline Casanova, hey that's that. Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man, get my dinner from a garbage can. |
The Stray Cats, |
Stray Cat Strut |
| 1054 |
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree. |
Jethro Tull, |
Bungle In The Jungle |
| 1055 |
I'm gonna make love to a rat or two and breed a family, and they'll be called survivors. |
The Stranglers, |
Down In The Sewer |
| 1056 |
I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away. I don't know where my soul is. |
Nelly Furtado, |
I'm Like A Bird |
| 1057 |
I'm sexing raw dog without protection. |
L.L. Cool J, |
I Shot Ya |
| 1058 |
I'm the animal Hugh Hefner created. |
Wu-Tang Clan, |
Let My Niggas Live |
| 1059 |
I'm the dog who gets beat, shove my nose in shit. |
Alice in Chains, |
Man In The Box |
| 1060 |
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, poor pussy, poor pussy cat. |
Right Said Fred, |
I'm Too Sexy |
| 1061 |
In a dog's brain a constant buzz of low level static, one sniff at the hydrant and the answer is automatic. |
Rush, |
Dog Years |
| 1062 |
Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me, hell bent on inventing a new species. |
Red Hot Chili Peppers, |
Nobody Weird Like Me |
| 1063 |
It's like forty five horses running through the graveyard in yellow panties. |
Beck, |
Cold Ass Fashion |
| 1064 |
It's OK to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. |
Nirvana, |
Something In The Way |
| 1065 |
Jeremiah was bullfrog, was good friend of mine. Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine. |
Three Dog Night, |
Joy To The World |
| 1066 |
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, joy to you and me. |
Three Dog Night, |
Joy To The World |
| 1067 |
Kangaroo and chipmunk, chipmunks and kangaroos, ballyhoo and bedbugs, bedbugs and ballyhoo. That's the way the bee bumbles. |
Echo and the Bunnymen, |
Bed Bugs And Ballyhoo |
| 1068 |
Like a one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store. |
Joe Turner; Bill Haley, Shake, Rattle, |
And Roll |