| 11269 |
My girlfriend says I need help, my boyfriend says I'd be better off dead. |
Therapy, |
Knives |
| 11270 |
My lady's got balls. |
ACDC, |
She's Got Balls |
| 11271 |
My little cousin Jimmy told me in jail he was a drag queen. |
Master P, |
Snitch |
| 11272 |
My mother's clothes, my mother's clothes, all my dreams came true in my mother's clothes. |
Romanovsky and Phillips, |
My Mothers Clothes |
| 11273 |
Now if I appear to be carefree it's only to camouflage my sadness. In order to keep my pride I try to cover the hurt with a show of gladness. |
Smokey Robinson, |
Tears Of A Clown |
| 11274 |
Now Lucy looks sweet cause he dresses like a queen, but he can kick like a mule. |
Mott the Hoople, |
All The Young Dudes |
| 11275 |
Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell. |
DJ Quik, |
Balance And Options |
| 11276 |
One night I got home, he gave me a surprise. He was standing in a woman's dress, lashes on his eyes. |
Nazareth, Too Bad, |
Too Sad |
| 11277 |
Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs and then he was a she. She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. |
Lou Reed, |
Walk On The Wild Side |
| 11278 |
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. |
Bobby Bare, |
Pour Me Another Tequila |
| 11279 |
Remember one rule, no rule. |
Janet Jackson, |
Free Xone |
| 11280 |
Shady as a lady in a mustache. |
Sly and the Family Stone, |
Somebody's Watching You |
| 11281 |
She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke. |
Gary B.B. Coleman, |
Watch Where You Stroke |
| 11282 |
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick. |
Eazy-E, |
Nobody Move |
| 11283 |
Some fast talking Mama with a face like a gent, said my got up and go must have got up and went. |
Aerosmith, |
Sweet Emotion |
| 11284 |
Sometimes you can hear them talk, other times you can't. All the same old cliches, is that a woman or a man? |
Bob Seger, |
Turn The Page |
| 11285 |
Still I wished to be a lady, not so I could have a man, but so I could have a baby. |
Romanovsky and Phillips, |
Womb Envy |
| 11286 |
Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman, but she was another man. |
The Beatles, |
Get Back |
| 11287 |
The thing that disturbs you is only the sound of the low spark of high-heeled boys. |
Traffic, |
Low Spark |
| 11288 |
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady. |
Frank Zappa, |
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes |