| 11082 |
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass, I stick my wiener in two buns and then give it the gas. |
Mr. Bungle, |
Squeeze Me Macaroni |
| 11083 |
I guess you like the taste of shit on your tongue. |
Ministry, |
Crumbs |
| 11084 |
I know you think I'm like the others before, who saw your name and number on the wall. |
Tommy Tutone, |
867-5309/Jenny |
| 11085 |
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. |
George Jones, |
If Drinking Don't Kill Me |
| 11086 |
I open my mouth and catch it as it drops, I chew and chew and love it brown and soft, I squish the crap between my teeth with my tongue with a shit eating grin. |
Autopsy, |
Shit Eater |
| 11087 |
I plug you in, dim the lights, electric Barbarella. You're perfect skin, plastic kiss, electric Barbarella. |
Duran Duran, |
Electric Barbarella |
| 11088 |
I put my middle finger in, your monthly blood is what I win. |
Red Hot Chili Peppers, |
Purple Stain |
| 11089 |
I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it, I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. |
King Missile, |
Detachable Penis |
| 11090 |
I smelled something cooking and I looked to see, that's when I found out they was cooking me. |
Cadets, |
Stranded In The Jungle |
| 11091 |
I swear, I wanna be your underwear. |
Bryan Adams, |
Your Underwear |
| 11092 |
I tried to show him my underwear, he showed me his and nothing would compare. |
Butt Trumpets, |
I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why |
| 11093 |
I use my dress to wipe up my drink, I care less and less what people think. |
Ani Difranco, |
Dilate |
| 11094 |
I want to sit with my legs wide open and laugh so loud that the whole damn restaurant turns and looks at me. |
Paula Cole, |
This Fire |
| 11095 |
I wish to apply my man hood. I'll be glad to go to her pad, and maybe the whole band could. |
ZZ Top, |
Decision or Collision |
| 11096 |
I'd like to drop my trousers to the world, I am a man of means. |
The Smiths, |
Nowhere Fast |
| 11097 |
If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope. |
Eminem, |
The Real Slim Shady |
| 11098 |
I'll go down the road trusting in God and hugging my bottle of wine. |
Fireballs, |
Bottle Of Wine |
| 11099 |
I'm in love with my second cousin. |
Bob Dylan, |
Floater |
| 11100 |
I'm the daughter of a sister whose the mother of a brother who's the brother of another. |
Queen Latifah, |
Ladies First |
| 11101 |
I'm wearing fur pajamas. |
Talking Heads, |
Wild Wild Life |