6665 |
No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead |
6666 |
Oh wee oh, I look just like Buddy Holly, oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. |
Weezer, |
Buddy Holly |
6667 |
Old Richard Betts will tell ya Lord he was born a Ramblin' Man, well he can ramble back to Georgia but I won't give a damn. |
Molly Hatchet, |
Gator Country |
6668 |
On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and Chong. |
Beastie Boys, |
Slow And Low |
6669 |
One them is the girl from Letters to Cleo, the other one's Janet Jackson. Now how many titties is there altogether for me... |
Insane Clown Posse, |
You're A Stupid Ass |
6670 |
Ozzy, Judas Priest, there's backward messages in that stuff that leads you to the beast. |
Sacred Reich, |
Who's To Blame |
6671 |
People say ya look like MC Hammer on crack. |
Digital Underground, |
The Humpty Dance |
6672 |
Roy Orbison is singing for the lonely, hey, that's me and I want you only. |
Bruce Springsteen, |
Thunder Road |
6673 |
Sammy's Cooking, Leslie's Gorey, and Ritchie Valens, end of story. |
Reunion, |
Life Is A Rock |
6674 |
Saw his woman kiss another man, so he takes a ladder, steals the stars from the sky, puts on Sinatra and starts to cry. |
Stephen Bishop, |
On And On |
6675 |
Say 2 Live Crew and you jerk out, show the same amount of ass on the Jane Fonda workout. |
Terminator-X, |
Sticka |
6676 |
Sell all my books for front row tickets to Dave Matthews Band. |
Relient K, |
College Kids |
6677 |
She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy. |
Frank Zappa, |
Honey Don't You Want To Be Like Me |
6678 |
She lived beneath the disco discount store, with pictures of Randy Newman scattered all across the floor. |
Jewel, |
Do You Want To Play |
6679 |
She looks just like Vanessa. Uh-uh, not Vanessa with the singer career, but the x-rated video queen. |
Digital Underground, |
Freaks Of The Industry |
6680 |
She took me home, disconnected the phone, played the jazz of Billie Holiday and Nina Simone. |
Poor Righteous Teachers, |
My Three Wives |
6681 |
She's got her God and she's got good wine, Aretha Franklin, and Patsy Cline. |
Trisha Yearwood, |
She's An American Girl |
6682 |
Sippin' lemon yellow booze, Leadbelly sings the blues. |
Stone Temple Pilots, |
Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart |
6683 |
Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross. |
Eminem, |
My Name Is Slim Shady |
6684 |
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes. |
Dr. Dre, |
Bitches And Shit |