| 4299 |
There I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world, in front of every kind of girl. There were black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones. |
Eric Burden and War, |
Spill The Wine |
| 4300 |
There was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe. He was dreaming of Venus holding his penis and he woke up with a handful of goo. |
Funkadelic, |
Take Your Dead Ass Home |
| 4301 |
This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. |
ZZ Top, |
I Got The Six |
| 4302 |
Tonight I should have stayed at home playing with my pleasure zone. |
New Order, |
The Perfect Kiss |
| 4303 |
Tonight I'm just not, I'm just not in the mood. So if you don't mind, I would like to watch. |
Prince, |
Alphabet St. |
| 4304 |
Wet myself, wet my bed. I've readied it all for her, you know, clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows, now soiled. |
Stone Temple Pilots, |
Wet My Bed |
| 4305 |
When I get home tonight, I guess I got to shake myself. |
Fleetwood Mac, |
Rattle Snake Shake |
| 4306 |
When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company. |
Red Peters, |
Little Peter |
| 4307 |
When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs. |
Tori Amos, |
Icicles |
| 4308 |
When you turn out the light, I've got to hand it to me. Looks like it's you and me again tonight Rosie. |
Jackson Browne, |
Rosie |
| 4309 |
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. |
Adam Sandler, |
The Thanksgiving Song |
| 4310 |
You are on my mind, I ain't afraid to touch myself. I don't need nobody else. |
T-Boz from the Fled OST, |
Touch Myself |
| 4311 |
You get in a heat, you get in a sulk, but you keep beating your meat to a pulp. |
Buzzcocks, |
Orgasm Addict |
| 4312 |
You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait. |
Billy Joel, |
Captain Jack |
| 4313 |
You know Madame Palm and her five sweet daughters couldn't give a man what the doctor ordered. |
Whitesnake, |
Bloody Mary |
| 4314 |
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink. |
Jethro Tull, |
Thick As A Brick Part One |
| 4315 |
You're too young for civilization, you're only good for masturbation. |
Anti-Nowhere League, |
Get Ready |