| 4259 |
I got pictures of naked ladies lying on my bed, I whiff the smell of a sweet convulsion. Thoughts are sweating inside my head, I'm making artificial love for free. |
WASP, |
Fuck Like A Beast |
| 4260 |
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine. |
Prince, |
Darlin' Nikki |
| 4261 |
I jerk off 'til I bust blood. |
Cam'Ron, |
Confessions |
| 4262 |
I like the way it fits in my hand, feel the cock to my burning head. I like to fly on my chest, I fuck myself cause I'm the best. |
Faith No More, |
I Wanna' Fuck Myself |
| 4263 |
I never get lonely, in fact, I'm probably masturbating. |
Jewel, |
Breaking Up |
| 4264 |
I only get my rocks off while I'm dreaming. |
The Rolling Stones, |
Rocks Off |
| 4265 |
I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here. |
Alice Cooper, |
Muscle Of Love |
| 4266 |
I seen you, seen you beat your meat. I know you do it, I know you do it. |
Blondie, |
Eat To The Beat |
| 4267 |
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so. |
Vapors, |
Turning Japanese |
| 4268 |
I wanna go south and get some more. Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, they say I better stop or I'll go blind. |
Cyndi Lauper, |
She Bop |
| 4269 |
I was masturbating just contemplating the cold love of suicide. |
Acid Bath, |
Jezebel |
| 4270 |
I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock last night. |
Nerf Herder, |
Doing Laundry |
| 4271 |
If you're tired of the masturbater, little girl, we can go on a date and if you like, I'll jack you off. |
Prince, |
Jack You Off |
| 4272 |
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser. |
Rod Stewart, |
Three Time Loser |
| 4273 |
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
One More Minute |
| 4274 |
I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler, it's Friday night and I'm all alone. |
Rod Stewart, |
Attractive Female Wanted |
| 4275 |
In almost poetic rhapsody, masturbate to the sound of the knell. |
My Dying Bride, |
Symphonaire Infernus Et Spera Empyrium |
| 4276 |
I've been playing with my toy so much I'm gonna go blind. |
Prince, |
Gotta Stop |
| 4277 |
I've got a friend, he's Mr. Right Hand. |
Mucky Pup, |
Mr. Hand |
| 4278 |
Jack me, smack me, bend me over, in my face. |
Genitorturers, |
Jackin' Me |