| I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times that I wish I could say I'm not white. |
Frank Zappa, |
Trouble Everyday |
| My balls feel like a pair of maracas. |
Frank Zappa, |
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? |
| This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it. |
Frank Zappa, |
A Little Green Rosetta |
| I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion. |
Frank Zappa, |
Nanook Rubs It |
| Unbind your mind, there is no time. |
Frank Zappa, |
Absolutely Free |
| You'll be absolutely free, only if you want to be. |
Frank Zappa, |
Absolutely Free |
| My guitar wants to kill your mama. |
Frank Zappa, |
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama |
| Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you. |
Frank Zappa, |
Road Ladies |
| These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts. |
Frank Zappa, |
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? |
| Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go. |
Frank Zappa, |
Love Of My Life |
| The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart. |
Frank Zappa, |
The Closer You Are |
| One and one is eleven. |
Frank Zappa, |
Dickie's Such An Asshole |
| The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device. |
Frank Zappa, |
A Little Green Rosetta |
| The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. |
Frank Zappa, |
Flakes |
| We're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball. |
Frank Zappa, |
Cock Sucker's Ball |
| Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. |
Frank Zappa, |
Do You Like My New Car |
| He caught his daughter in the blouse by the light, and he said to himself, she looks alright, and he reached for a tit. |
Frank Zappa, |
Magdalena |
| I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower. |
Frank Zappa, |
Bobby Brown |
| It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties. |
Frank Zappa, |
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats |
| Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which? |
Frank Zappa, |
Bobby Brown |
| The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady. |
Frank Zappa, |
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes |
| Why does it hurt when I pee? |
Frank Zappa, |
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? |
| How's about some bondage and humiliation? |
Frank Zappa, |
Sy Borg |
| Wait a minute, I've got it, you're Italian, hah? Yer Jewish? Love yer nails, you must be Libra. Your place or mine? |
Frank Zappa, |
Dancin' Fool |
| Would you go all the way for the USO, lift up your dress, if the answer is no. |
Frank Zappa, |
Would You Go All The Way |