| Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Smells Like Nirvana |
| No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead |
| The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Another One Rides The Bus |
| You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Achy Breaky Song |
| Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Peter And The Wolf |
| Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Since You've Been Gone |
| My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Generic Blues |
| Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
When I Was Your Age |
| When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
I Was Only Kidding |
| Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Trigger Happy |
| He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
I Remember Larry |
| Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Calling In Sick |
| I'm just a cross dressing alcoholic neo-Nazi porno star. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Talk Soup |
| I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals. |
Weird Al Yankovic, |
Dog Eat Dog |