| Optimism is my best defense. |
Rod Stewart, |
Baby Jane |
| All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand. But you turned into a lover, and mother what a lover, you wore me out. |
Rod Stewart, |
Maggie May |
| Whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you win or lose. |
Rod Stewart, |
Forever Young |
| We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one. |
Rod Stewart, |
Silicone Grown |
| So when you think you're the only one who can't find love in this world, tell yourself there's another one who's waiting for you somewhere. |
Rod Stewart, |
Somebody Special |
| When the one you love is in love with someone else, don't you know it's torture, I mean it's living hell. |
Rod Stewart, |
My Heart Can't Tell You No |
| All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head. |
Rod Stewart, |
Maggie May |
| Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife. |
Rod Stewart, |
Foolish Behavior |
| Found a girl that loved like a woman, 16 years old and felt like a woman. |
Rod Stewart, |
Blind Prayer |
| Hot legs, are you still in school? Hot legs, you're making me a fool. |
Rod Stewart, |
Hot Legs |
| Now hold on a minute before we go much further, give me a dime so I can call my mother. |
Rod Stewart, |
Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? |
| Hot legs, bring your Mother, too. |
Rod Stewart, |
Hot Legs |
| My love for you is immeasurable, my respect for you immense. You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness, you're beauty and elegance. |
Rod Stewart, |
You're In My Heart |
| You got amphetamine eyes. |
Rod Stewart, |
The Ball Trap |
| You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night. |
Rod Stewart, |
Delicious |
| Spread your wings and let me come inside. |
Rod Stewart, |
Tonight's The Night |
| The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds. |
Rod Stewart, |
Who's Gonna Take Me Home |
| I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes. |
Rod Stewart, |
Dirty Weekend |
| I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser. |
Rod Stewart, |
Three Time Loser |
| I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler, it's Friday night and I'm all alone. |
Rod Stewart, |
Attractive Female Wanted |
| May you grow to be proud, dignified, and true, and do unto others as you'd have done to you. |
Rod Stewart, |
Forever Young |
| A little child in Ethiopia will die before this song is through. |
Rod Stewart, |
Ghetto Blaster |
| Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay. |
Rod Stewart, |
Attractive Female Wanted |
| Love is just a hole in the wall. |
Rod Stewart, |
A Night Like This |
| I'm only lookin' for a fantasy, an interlude from reality. |
Rod Stewart, |
Tonight I'm Yours |