| Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come? |
Jimmy Buffett, |
We Are the People Our Parents Warned Us About |
| Why don't we get drunk and screw? |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Why Don't We Get Drunk |
| Is it time for your medication or mine? |
Jimmy Buffett, |
I Don't Know And I Don't Care |
| Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
I Don't Know And I Don't Care |
| Through all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh we just would go insane. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Changes In Latitude |
| Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
I Don't Know And I Don't Care |
| There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Permanent Reminder Of A Temporary Feeling |
| They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Pencil Thin Mustache |
| When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About |
| While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Growing Older But Not Up |
| Any manual labor I've done was purely by mistake. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
It's My Job |
| I can't fax you my love, I can't email my heart. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Flesh and Bone |
| The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
The Wino And I Know |
| We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Flesh and Bone |
| Sunset is an angel weeping holding out a bloody sword. No matter how I squint, I cannot make out what its pointing towards. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Pacing The Cage |
| Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn. |
Jimmy Buffett, |
Bank Of Bad Habits |