| Bring your girlfriends with you, but how can one be so thoughtless to try and handle less than two? |
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A Fool For Your Stockings |
| My Francine just turned thirteen, she's my angelic teenage queen. And I love her, she's all that I want. |
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Francine |
| Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man. |
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Sharp Dressed Man |
| I should have known better than to fool with a whiskey'n Mama. |
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Whiskey 'N Mama |
| I spot a little thing and I follow her all night, in a funky pair of Levis and her sweater kind of tight. |
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Cheap Sunglasses |
| I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe. |
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A Fool For Your Stockings |
| She had a west coast strut that was sweet as molasses, but what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses. |
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Cheap Sunglasses |
| Driving down the highway at night when you feel that Wild Turkey's bite, don't give Johnny Walker a ride. |
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Arrested While Driving Blind |
| She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys. |
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She Loves My Automobile |
| Thunderbird wine's the only way to go. |
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Give It Up |
| Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love. |
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Sharp Dressed Man |
| I bought the flying saucer off the Presley estate. |
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Give It Up |
| This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. |
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I Got The Six |
| We'll look at some pyramids and check out some head. |
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Sleeping Bag |
| I ain't asking for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush. |
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Tush |
| She's got hair down to her fanny, she's kind of jet set, try to undo her panties. |
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Legs |
| If her loving don't get me, I know her husband will. |
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Just Got Back From My Baby's |
| Esther be the one that shoots a machine gun. |
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Esther Be The One |
| Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans. |
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Jesus Just Left Chicago |
| She wanna pearl necklace. |
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Pearl Necklace |
| I invented see through negligees. |
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Give It Up |
| I got a girl, she lives on the hill, she won't do it, but her sister will. When she boogie, she do the Tube Snake Boogie. |
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Tube Snake Boogie |
| There ain't no catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the Velcro Fly. |
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Velcro Fly |
| I wish to apply my man hood. I'll be glad to go to her pad, and maybe the whole band could. |
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Decision or Collision |
| Ten to get you in and I hear it's tight most every night, but now I might be mistaken. |
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La Grange |