| I'm following the trend, cause I wanna have some friends. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Moron |
| Do you keep your brain on ice? |
Dead Milkmen, |
Moron |
| He must be the product of two first cousins. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Here Comes Mr. X |
| I saw you naked and you were chasing a pig. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Part 3 |
| I saw you naked and you were camping with scouts, I know they earned some merit badges when the lights went out. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Part 3 |
| You start off in the womb, it's nice and warm. Things are looking good, then it's time to be born. |
Dead Milkmen, |
How It's Gonna Be |
| Punk rock girl, give me a chance, punk rock girl, let's slam dance. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Punk Rock Girl |
| I came here to drink, not to get laid. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Instant Hit Club |
| They own our children, they own our pets, they own Elvis, and Bernie Goetz. |
Dead Milkmen, |
The Conspiracy Song |
| It's brunch with the Beatles, a tribute to Billy Joel, four hours of Doobie Brothers, and they call that rock and roll. |
Dead Milkmen, |
The Big Sleazy |
| Mohammed, prophet of Allah, run him over with his own Impala. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Here Comes Mr. X |
| 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin, 80 points of IQ located within. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Instant Hit Club |
| Don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, you know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Bitchin' Camaro |
| Everybody hates Edie Brickell. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Now Everybody's Me |
| Hanging out in the commode, listening to Depeche Mode. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Moron |
| Keith and Janis went away, but Sha Na Na are here to stay. |
Dead Milkmen, |
In Praise Of Sha Na Na |
| We went to a record store and asked for Mojo Nixon. They said he don't work here. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Punk Rock Girl |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, I take drugs and I sniff glue. |
Dead Milkmen, |
I Hate Myself |
| Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro, I ran over my neighbors. Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Bitchin' Camaro |
| Don't color outside the lines or God will send you to hell. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Methodist Coloring Book |
| Maybe there are two Gods, a perfect God who made all the perfect people, and another God who made the rest of us. |
Dead Milkmen, |
God's Kid Brother |
| No more Christians, Jews, Muslims, or Amway Salesmen, just a whole planet of TV addicts. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Now Everybody's Me |
| Sometimes I smell just like the bathroom after grandma's used it. |
Dead Milkmen, |
My Many Smells |
| Please dear God, strike him dead, aim your lightning bolt at his head. |
Dead Milkmen, |
Here Comes Mr. X |
| I walk the thinnest line between the good and the bad sides of my mind. |
Dead Milkmen, |
The Thinnest Line |